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A Girl in School Uniform (Walks into a Bar)

Followed by a post-show chat 9th April

Please note that this event has been cancelled due to the Coronavirus outbreak. Please see our News page for the latest information.


Tickets: £12.50, £11.50 concessions. £5 tickets for Under 25s (Limited Availability)

It’s the future. But only slightly. There are blackouts. No one knows what’s causing them, but that doesn’t stop people going missing in them.

Now Steph and Bell, a schoolgirl and barmaid, have to search for their missing friend, until the outside world starts infecting the theatre that stands around them…


This explosive new play is unexpected and for right now. It examines the relationship between the individual and the city in a chilling future.


This performance is supported by The Spring’s Patrons. For further information, please see our patrons page


Running Time: approx. 80 minutes



“Nothing is certain, least of all the truth, in this dystopian city where violence lurks in the shadows and where, in the regular terrifying blackouts, women go missing.  A real sense of fear and a deeply moral heart, which suggests that even in times when the truth is slippery, it is well worth searching out”
The Guardian
“Girl in a School Uniform (Walks into a Bar) conjures the terror of what it is to be a woman alone in the dark, in a way that feels unnervingly relevant”
The Stage